The Bland Bloom - A real brand,built in two days, for two grand flat.
Logo. One crafted brand element. A one-page sheet that keeps it all consistent. No 12-week process, no $9.5k price tag - just the essentials, done properly, by a designer with 20+ years in the industry.
Built for small businesses who need something real, right now.
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This is for you if
You're starting a new business or have an existing brand that needs tweaking to make it something you're proud of.
You want something a professional made, not another template
You know exactly what you sell, you just haven't nailed how it looks yet
You can brief clearly and make quick decisions on the day
What you get
Three things. Nothing you don't need.
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01 Your logo
A primary mark plus a secondary lockup, delivered in the file formats you'll actually use - print, web and social.
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02 One brand element
A hand-crafted icon, motif or simple pattern that gives your brand a signature beyond the logo - the thing people start to recognise.
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03 Your brand sheet
One page: your colours, your fonts, your logo rules. Everything you (or anyone you hire later) needs to keep it consistent.
How the days works
Watch your brand bloom - inside two working days.
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The Roots Phase
Before we start
Complete a short written questionnaire on your business, customer and style preferences, so nothing's decided on the fly. This is the roots going down first - the quiet work that holds the whole brand up
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Shoots Phase
Day 1 Morning
Your logo and brand element are drawn and refined based on your brief.
This is the first growth - logo concepts, pattern motifs and illustration drafts emerging -
Bloom Phase
Day 1 End of Day
First look - you see the initial concept. We email this to you and we can have a call to discuss your thoughts. This is where the shoots open into full form.
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Bloom Phase
Day 2 Morning
Revision round - you flag anything that's off, adjustments are made. This is done via email and calls. This is where the chosen direction grows into the final identity system.
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Harvest Prep
Day 2 Afternoon
Everything we’ve grown is gathered up - files, guidelines, the full brand world - ready to be planted in your business.
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Harvest
Day 2 End of Day
All finalised elements are emailed to you so you can start implementing them and watch your brand bloom!
The investment $2,000
Flat fee. One invoice, paid upfront to secure your day. No hourly surprises, no scope creep.
Logo + secondary lockup
One brand element -This may be a supporting icon, illustration or a simple pattern
One-page brand sheet
One revision round
Delivered in 2 business days
Questions you may have
Is this really finished in two business days?
Yes - because the brief happens before day one, not during it. Day one is spent designing and refining the concept, day two is for the revision round and final delivery. Having 20+ years of experience also means less time spent finding the right direction, and more time spent getting it right.
How is this different to a $50 Fiverr logo or an AI logo generator?
Everything is crafted by a designer with 20+ years of experience, based on your actual business - not a template you're picking from a grid. You get a brand element and a brand sheet too, not just a mark.
What if I want more than one revision?
One round is included in the fee. Extra rounds can be added afterwards at an hourly rate, but most clients don't need one - that's what the upfront brief is for.
Do I own the files?
Yes, full ownership of your final logo files and brand sheet on delivery.
Stop putting it off.
Get a brand you're proud of.
Spots are limited to a handful of days each month - so your business gets full attention, not a rushed job.